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Ninja sex party's "welcome to my parents house" plays at the end of the first episode of the new season of Big Mouth!!!! Ermaguerddd!!!
Main Post: Ninja sex party's "welcome to my parents house" plays at the end of the first episode of the new season of Big Mouth!!!! Ermaguerddd!!!
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Thats really awesome for Danny Super glad for him
A comprehensive guide of the body count and the body count of Ninja Sex Party.
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This band has a lot of songs about sex and murder. It's rare that you get one that features neither of the two.
Some things to note:
Self-pleasure (even if it's a God-damn celebration) and sex with inanimate (no matter how much practice the perpetrator had in advance) objects do not count. There are two NSP songs about masturbation and two about having sex with random objects.
Multiple sexual encounters in one relationship do not count. Danny does have "3 minutes of ecstasy several times a month" at one point, but we count that as one sexual encounter, since we're counting murders as compared to sexual encounters in the theoretical body count to body count comparison.
Murdering Danny does count, he follows Looney Toons Logic.
Also, The Last Unicorn doesn't count since it's a cover of a song from a movie.
I Just Want To Dance
Danny: 1 kill, 1000 sexual encounters.
The Decision
Brian: 1 kill
No Reason Boner
No deaths or sex
If We Were Gay
Brian: 1 kill. Any depiction of oral sex is hypothetical.
Sex Training
Danny and Brian: 1 sexual encounter. "We" is used, meaning this is, in fact, a 3 way.
Objects of Desire
No actual sex, though there is some real passion.
You Can Do Us!
Nothing happened
Manticore
Manticore: 1 kill (kill your sister just for fun is hypothetical), 2 sexual encounters
Brian: 1 kill (but he may have been a zombie)
Dinosaur laser fight
Brian: 1 kill
Dinos and Sharks: 3 kills
FYI I wanna F your A
Nothing happened.
NSP Theme Song
Brian: 3 kills
3 Minutes of Ecstacy
Danny: I mean, he finished. I'll call that sex. 1 sexual encounter.
Next To You
Danny: Two sexual encounters
Unicorn Wizard
It was a dream, so nothing happened.
The Ultimate Sandwich
Danny: 1 sexual encounter
Brian: 1 kill
Let's Get This Terrible Party Started!
Brian: 9 kills
Best Friends Forever!
Brian: 50,005 kills (this is a retroactive number. At this point, the total is 50,005, since the song mentions a 50,000 head count, then 5 more kills occur.)
Rinoceratops vs Superpuma
Rinoceratops and Superpuma: Kind of impossible to tell, at least 68 million kills, 1 sexual encounter.
Brian: 2 kills (doesn't seem like Doug died)
Danny: 2 sexual encounters
Party of Three
Brian: 313 kills
Dragon Slayer
Brian: 1 kill, 1 sexual encounter
Danny: No kills, but he claims 4.
Manticore: 1 sexual encounter, along with some unnamed characters.
Attitude City
Brian: 1 kill
Why I Cry
Danny: 1 sexual encounter
Brian: 1 kill
Peppermint Creams
Danny: 1 sexual encounter
Brian: 1 kill (and several hamsters)
I don't know if killing skeletons actually counts.
Everybody Shut Up!
Brian: Not really a kill, but he sort of got the last hit. No points.
Road Trip
Brian: 1 kill
Very hard to math. I'm going to assume lowest possible count, assuming Danny is exclusively straight (confirmed by Orgy for One and If We Were Gay)
Danny:
Girl a few weeks ago= 1
Most of New York- I assume that's most of New York's female population. (4,382,000) so half of that would be 2,191,000, so to get a majority it would be 2,191,001
Banged them silly in Philly- minimum 2
Had them screaming for Baltimore- minimum 2
Des Moines and Dallas- 1 each, 2 total
DC- 1
Miami- 1
Santa Fe- 1
Phoenix- 1
Seattle- 1
Britain- "them" is used, minimum 2
Lima- 1
Fiji- 1
Norway 3
Sweden- 1
New Zealand- 1
Russia- Plural "Russians", so minimum 2
"I banged La Desh"- Previously, I assumed that "Banged La Desh" meant that there had to be a majority of women in Bangladesh that were banged, now I've come to the conclusion that even one women named "La Desh" anywhere on earth would qualify. Therefore, this is a 1. Note that "Desh" is a boy's name in Bangladesh, but assuming a woman in Bangladesh got a man's name, then moved to any given Spanish speaking country and wanted to have her proper articles used, she would be "La Desh".
Total: 2,191,024 sexual encounters minimum.
Cookies!
Danny: 1 kill
Brian: 3 kills
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Brian: 4 kills
Danny: 12 sexual encounters
Barry: 1 kill
6969
Danny: 1 sexual encounter
Brian: 4 kills
Cool Patrol
No increase in stats
Eating Food in The Shower
Danny: 1 sexual encounter
Orgy for One
No stats increase, but proudly.
Danny Don't You Know
No stats increase, but again with great confidence.
Heart Boner
No stats increase
First Date
Danny: 5 kills
Brian: 1 sexual encounter.
This song is so backwards.
Release the Kraken
Kraken: I don't know... several?
Courtship of the Mermaid
Brian: 2 kills
Mansion Party
Battle Pandas: Unclear amount of casualties.
Brian: 1 kill
Danny: 1 kill
The Decision Part 2
Brian: 1 kill
I don't know what we're talking about
No increase in stats but I love this song
Thunder and Lightning
Danny: 8 kills
Brian: 1 kill
Wondering tonight
No change in stats, but this song made me laugh the most of any of them
It's Bedtime
Brian: 1 kill
Danny: 1 sexual encounter (in like the last 5 frames, he's getting with the mom)
Welcome To My Parent's House
No change in stats.
The Mystic Crystal
Brian: 2 kills
I Own a Car
Brian: 7 kills. He kills Dan three times in one song, which may be a record (ejector seat, running him over, stopping the car with his bare hand).
Let's Save the Earth
Brian: 1 kill. Brian killing the bearded child's dad is in Dan's imagination.
Galaxy Hamster
No change in stats. The Galaxy Hamster does, in fact, survive.
Dance 'Til you Stop
Danny and Tom die inside, but we cannot count that.
Totals
Danny
16 kills, 2192048 sexual encounters.
Brian
50,369 kills, 3 sexual encounters.
Manticore
1 or 2 kills, 3 sexual encounters
Conclusion
This is the least fun way to enjoy a comedy band. I just did this because "body count" is a double entendre and now I want to die in a hole. Literally 3 hours of my life down the drain. Holy crap.
Edit: Added the music videos available for the newest album, though some may come in the future.
My top 3 songs in order, from going over this again are:
- I don't know what we're talking about
- Wondering Tonight
- Courtship of the Mermaid
All three made me audibly laugh even after having watched them before.
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Brian, from what I remember, has another sexual encounter in First Date at the very end
Both Mark and Amy make a cameo in Ninja Sex Party's new music video!
Main Post: Both Mark and Amy make a cameo in Ninja Sex Party's new music video!
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2:44 for Mark and 3:32 for Amy
Edit: 20 secs off whoops
Favorite Ninja Sex Party lyric/line/verse/ whatever its called?
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For me personally, it has to be
"These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht! (He kɪʟʟed the prevɪous owɴer!)
From the up and coming song Road Trip :p
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"Here's a list of thing that Brian likes to suck: Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!"
Ninja Sex Party is only funny in concept.
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This is a thought I've always had.
To be clear, this isn't at all about Danny's musical talent in itself or his humor on Game Grumps. Despite what I'm about to say, he's easily my favorite Grump. The weird thing is Ninja Sex Party is really funny in concept; it's a guy(Danny) and his eccentric friend(Brian)'s weird musical side-project and lots of great stories and anecdotes come from it. For example, Danny talking about all the weird, rejected song titles is funny. Hearing about something silly Brian said or did, like having buttsex.info redirect to NSP's YouTube page, is really funny. The mere idea that someone would do this is humorous. So many good bits on GG have come from Danny being in NSP.
However, none of NSP's actual content do I find funny. To me, it seems like NSP is just a collection of at best catchy little tunes that make use of really uninspired, phoned-in ribaldry. The best songs I've seen them do have both been covers that weren't trying to be explicitly funny or be done in the traditional 'NSP' style.
I feel the same way about Brian. Most of the stuff he actually does isn't funny to me, if only because it's the SAME DAMN THING OVER AND OVER (I'm not even going to talk about the "I have a PhD" gag). On Grumps, the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of his commentary is antagonizing the other host. Outside of Grumps, it's not much better. The NSP twitter is probably the least funny thing I've seen associated with Grumps. Shit like this is done OVER AND OVER and passes for 'humor' on the NSP twitter. Plus, the Ninja Brian character is too predictable to be funny, as everything he does involves either insulting Danny or murdering someone (no need for references as this happens literally in every appearance he makes).
The best way I can describe it is to say that Brian strikes me as an amusing bit character who is really funny when he makes brief appearances or is only mentioned (think Herbert from Family Guy or Moleman on the The Simpsons), but simply lacks the depth to be a major character and gets old real fast in that role.
It's similar with NSP. NSP works as a joke more than it does as an actual project. It's like Wyld Stallyns from Bill and Ted; the idea of two dim-witted surfer-dudes having a lame rock band is super amusing, but you wouldn't actually want to hear the music they make. NSP's the same way.
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NSP is stuck in some weird chrono-space of Early Youtube.
It's low quality and mid 2000's sense of humour is just proof that Danny and Brian aren't really changing with the times. It's old, and it's stale, it's low quality and it would only be funny for 13 year olds. That says a lot.
NSP only "succeeded" because Arin brought Danny into Grumps and gave it a false fanbase. It's the exact same thing that made Ross' Mario Maker levels "popular".
They're riding on a wave of success that has become homogenised and minimal effort, that even just 3 years ago, was actually something the creators cared about. Now they don't. Grumps is obvious. Entertainment isn't entertaining when it's obvious, and NSP has just never grown.
Yesterday I saw Ninja Sex Party and it was one of the worst gigs I've ever been to in my life.
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Okay, where do I begin?
I'm from London, England and travelled to Oxford (about an hour and a half journey). I spent £70 on a ticket as someone online was reselling them. It was steep, but I've always wanted to see NSP.
I even considered flying to New York to see them, glad I dodged that bullet.
So I arrive at Oxford 02 and the venue is awful. I've been to probably over a hundred gigs at this point and the venue is really cramped, long and narrow. I literally cannot see anything as I'm 5'6.
The acoustics were also awful and everything was quiet and muffled.
The first support act comes on "Planet Booty" and it was so unbelievably cringe I face palmed for a sheer half hour and continued to drink. YouTube it if you haven't seen this atrocity.
The second act comes on "TWRP" and are incredibly dull. I can't remember anything as I just keep drinking to get through this.
Ninja Sex Party FINALLY come on and open with my least favourite track "Cool Patrol" and I know it's selfish to expect them to play a track I love but it's hard to get motivated when you dont like the song.
"Unicorn Wizard" comes on (a track I adore) but I can't see anything or hear anything so I just sit at the bar drinking and not even watching them.
Security comes over and we go in the quiet room and talk about what a letdown the whole affair was. He specialises in mental health and we talk about depression for like 20 minutes. I'm missing the whole set but I'm beyond caring now. He said that a fan had went to the meet and greet earlier to meet Danny and apparently she was really upset as it was super abrupt and felt rushed. So I was the second person that night to talk about issues.
And I leave mid setlist.
£70 for a handful of muffled songs.
I looked up the setlist and it was such a weak set (aside from a few gems) that I'm sort of glad I didn't miss much.
EDIT: To everyone asking about the mental health team/security guy I guess they could sense my depression and a medical professional came and spoke to me in a secluded area.
10 years ago when I saw Iron Maiden I had a severe anxiety attack and a similar thing happened in which I was escorted to a quiet zone.
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I mean it sounds like this is more of the Venues problem, rather than NSP? Not saying you are blaming NSP, but just wasn't sure by your post if that is what you were getting at.
Either way that really sucks man. Sorry you wasted your money. I only see people at certain venues near me, because certain ones are amazing experiences and others completely destroy the experience.
Flogging Molly is a band my partner loves, and we have seen them a bunch at the house of blues which is very small and intimate and the atmosphere and vibe is just off the charts. People are all dancing and singing irish songs together, crowd surfing, you are like 20-30ft from the band at most almost anywhere and can always move closer if you're crafty. And the music hits you like a shotgun blast because it's a small inside venue.
We also seen them at the blue hills pavilion which is a much larger and outside venue. It completely ruined the entire performance. No energy, people largely just at their seats not interacting, sound was really shitty, lifeless, etc. It really is amazing how much the location makes a difference.
I don't like NSP at all personally, but who knows man maybe you would have enjoyed them if you seen them at a different venue? Possibly not though. You did say you hated the setlist.
Ninja Sex Party Iceberg
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shalom on the range really cracks me up, idk what its in reference to but its funny nonetheless.
Ninja Sex Party: Underrated?
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Anyone else find it a bit, how you say, off-putting, that NSP is an "underrated" band even though they have 1.3 million subscribers on youtube, and almost universal praise?
(03/24/20) Edit; Thanks for the interesting comments, t'was interesting hearing both sides of the discussion.
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No, considering they had their chance on Conan. One of the most watched late night shows in history and barely went anywhere from it. People don't like their music, it's dull and uninspired.
If they were going to be a bit it would've happened after Conan
Why do you like Ninja Sex Party?
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I really liked Dan from the grumps initially, and the videos started popping up in my suggested feed. At first, i wasn’t a huge fan, as 80s music has never been my favorite. But over time I really grew to love it. The music is lighthearted and fun, and really well written. They can make me laugh when it’s really hard even to smile.
I think the moment I really fell in love with them was a few years ago, right when the cool patrol video dropped. I was having a really shitty day and just being a downer. Out of nowhere, one of my friends sent me a video of her and her brother doing the cool patrol dance. We weren’t even really close at the time, but she knew it would make me smile. That girl is now my roommate and we get to do goofy stuff like that all the time.
Also, I have a lot of respect for Brian. This is a man who is a certified genius, a PhD in a field I can’t even begin to understand, and he left a tenured position to write music about dicks. It was a ballsy move. I’m glad it has paid off.
I love Dan as a person but god damn i hate Ninja Sex Party
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The reason Ninja Sex Party irks me so much is because Dan always talks about how he was super inspired by bands like Rush, Pink Floyd and other various large concept prog bands but not a single fucking bit of it makes it into his music, it's all the same fucking vaguely 80s synth-ladened garbage and i can not tell one song apart from the other since not only do they sound the same but his lyrics are all the same, admittedly he can be a funny guy and sometimes that seeps into the songs but it's all samey that it just blends together and the biggest insult came when he did a cover album but did fucking nothing to the original songs, he just managed to re-create them but worse, this annoyance has just been bubbling under for years but i finally am able to express it, and i almost feel bad being this blunt and pissed because he seems like such a cool guy but i just had to say it.
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I agree but fuck dude, use some periods.